I WAS WRONG EDITION

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Yo MacYippers!

I don't mind being wrong except when I'm certain I'm right. I was certain the Stillers were going to punch the Cheeseheads in the mouth until it leaked out all of their other orifices.

Orifi?

I did not anticipate Large Benjamin sucking the proverbial big wazoo. Ah, those ancient Chinese wazoo proverbs.

http://dallas.sbnation.com/2011/2/7/1979980/2011-superbowl-ben-roethlisberger-with-another-super-bowl-clunker
In three Super Bowls, Roethlisberger has thrown three touchdowns and five interceptions. If the Steelers won, people would compare him to Brady, having three rings and all, but know this: in four Super Bowls, Brady has completed 100 of 155 passes for 1,001 yards and seven touchdowns against just one interception.

Bad penalties. A horrendous fumble. It was a team effort at sucking.

But Enormo Benito's propensity to try to hit the rarely open Mike Wallace instead of the clutch guys Ward and Miller was yet another contributing factor of the rapist's failure at his final shot at redemption.

Bad Bennie. Bad boy.

Aaron Rodgers is a nice enough chap for a football player.

Hasn't raped anyone yet. That we know of. And yes, it's fun to think of Brett Favre pausing from communicating his genital prowess telephonically long enough to be really pissed that he's all washed up and the backup he was a dick to all those years is now da man.

But the Stillers, underrated by the national media, proved they were as mediocre as the experts suspected. They were right and I was wrong. Damnit.

And I must amend another frequent misjudgment I have made. I have long contented that the rapist doesn't get the respect he deserves based, not on stats, but on winning performances.

But this is two out of three Superbowls now where he's played like absolute crap.

"There are a lot of throws I'd like to have back." Really? So would we ya big Sasquatch lummox of a dumbass.

Thanks for ruining the beginning AND the end of the season big fella.

I feel raped.

RANDOM YIPS!

*At first I wanted to give Christina Aguilera a pass on screwing up the lyrics to the national anthem. But then I thought no.

Supposedly she's a pro. This is a rather widely watched gig. This song is probably sung live more often in public, often televised mind you, than any other single song in American history.

So she's a world class big-ass can't-give-her-a-pass monumental gargantuan fuckup of biblical proportions. God, what a maroon.

*They interviewed Fred Armisen about his Mubarak imitation on Saturday's SNL on MSNBC.


This is news? Shouldn't your impression at least have to take off like Carvey's Bush-One or McDonald's Bob Dole before you're debriefed by one of the midday anchor chicks?

*I know there's a wave of stories about how lucky the Steelers were to be there and what a season considering and blibbety blue. F that. They sucked. They should have won and deserved to lose.

*Are you beginning to sense some residual bitterness?

POST-GAZETTE'S BRIAN O'NEILL REVIEWS MAC-YAPPER VIDEO

Brian O'Neill is a fine columnist for the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

He happened upon the MacYapper blog the other day, and was amused by my jealously of homeless-guy-turned-guy-with-several-lucrative-offers Ted Williams.

Hence he wrote the following. Enjoy. Or not. I thought it was groovy.

POST-GAZETTE.COM:
http://post-gazette.com/pg/11034/1122562-155.stm?cmpid=bcpanel2
I'm not sure I've ever helped anyone go viral, at least not since I went to work at Waldbaum's deli with bronchitis 35 years ago.

But "going viral'' is now the buzzword of new media. Ya gotta make something wildly popular in a flash, even if that popularity has a shorter shelf life than your average banana.

The most obvious recent example would be Ted Williams, the homeless fellow with the sonorous voice whose image was captured last month at a highway off-ramp by a videographer with The Columbus Dispatch. Mr. Williams' baritone was so captivating that he wound up all over the TV talk shows and was offered more jobs than most Ivy Leaguers.

Long battling alcoholism, he entered rehab after receiving national attention. I saw a report that he's out again, but in this hyperspeed age, Mr. Williams is already yesterday's news. The media are now going 24/7 with Steelers/brrr-it's-cold/Egypt, roughly in that order. The mid-January fame of Mr. Williams now seems a very long time ago.

John McIntire remembers, though. I called up his MacYapper blog the other day and found Pittsburgh's own "underemployed broadcaster and comedian'' going full tilt, like an auctioneer with two minutes to live, in an ostentatiously envious, politically incorrect way about how this homeless man gets all the breaks.

His screed had only 162 views by Wednesday morning, which is more like a polite cough than a virus. But it's funny.

Here is the video to which Brian refers.



Just as it is as American as apple pie to romanticize about a rags to riches fairytale, so too is it as American as wasting money on crap at Target, to envy those who convert the aforementioned rags to actual cash-money.

Hence, I join a long list of extinguished Americans in my effort to keep up with the Joneses. Or in this case the Williams. ses.

Can I out homeless the homeless guy and hence out succeed him in the long run?

Ah, the great American soap opera. You doubt me? Wash your mouth out with soap opera.

ACTING!

I'm not an actor but I play one on TV. Well, on the innertubes. I play a liberal US Senate Candidate. He makes a big mistake. Hence, he loses. Coincidentally, the script was written by a GOP ad man. Go figure.

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