TED WILLIAMS-HOMELESS GUY? WHO CARES? GET ME A FREAKIN' JOB NETWORK EDITION

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Yo MacYippers!

Two quick things.

One, Johnny Big Baby Boehner.

I haven't seen so many badly manufactured tears since I Love Lucy.


Secondly, I'm really glad Ted Williams, homeless guy turned ballsy voiced announcer extraordinaire, has umpteen job offers.

However, oddly enough, HIRING TED DOESN'T SOLVE THE ENTIRE GIMUNGOUS PROBLEM OF UNEMPLOYMENT IN THIS COUNTRY!

There are MANY deserving potential recipients of actual work with actual health insurance. Witness one such case in the video below.




Oh, Teddy boy, the Pipes, the Pipes are callin.'

Clearly I need bigger testicles.


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