MacYapper: ACTING LIKE A LIBERAL EDITION

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Yo MacYippers!

My, my, my. They're leaving on a Jets plane. I don't think that they'll be back again.

Rex Ryan didn't like the Heinz field messy footing.

And did you hear about this?

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/2011/01/24/2011-01-24_jets_quarterback_mark_sanchez_caught_wiping_snot_on_teammate_mark_brunell_during.html?r=sports
Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez caught wiping snot on teammate Mark Brunell during AFC championship

Snot right, I tell ya.

I knew these mediocre lucky bastards didn't have the juice. Of course Big Ben's got the juice, but somebody cleaned it all up.

And I'll tell you what else. Stillers WILL send the cheese heads packin.'

Jesus DA Bears almost came back with their 3rd string QB who makes Dennis Dixon look like Johnny Unitas.

Overrated cheeseheads should just thank their lucky cheese that they're in the big dance.

And unless you've walked a mile in Jay Cutler's vagina, I'm not sure you should be criticizing.

Do ya think Ben's rapeutation caused Mendenhall to engage in a little high school humor?

I do. Actually funny.

Enough sports talk.

The Pope says don't be on line so much.
So I defriended the bastard.

Eric Cantor won't call a crazy a crazy. "I think the president is a citizen of the United States."

Thanks fer thinkin.' It's more than I can say for the millions of birther morons whom you refuse to condemn as the racist rednecks they are.

ACTING!

I'm not an actor but I play one on TV. Well, on the innertubes. I play a liberal US Senate Candidate. He makes a big mistake. Hence, he loses. Coincidentally, the script was written by a GOP ad man. Go figure.

MOVING NUMBERS_EPISODE 8_Fourth And Ten from Zolitics on Vimeo.

STEP RIGHT UP, PLACE YER BETS, KILLED THE RAVENS, RAPED THE JETS, PUNCH YER WIFE, FLACK YER WACKERS, BEN'S GONNA RAPE THEM CHEESEHEAD PACKERS

COMEDIAN GAB BONESSO ON TROY

It seems like only yesterday we were savagely analyzing Humongous Benjamin and his spreading spermatozoa.

NEXT MAC-YAPPER COMEDY SHOW... "John McIntire Dangerously Live Comedy/Talk Show" featuring Best of the Burgh Comedian Gab Bonesso!

Saturday February 5th (night before the Super Bowl) Cabaret Theater 7th St. and Penn Ave. Downtown Pittsburgh 10:30 PM!

Theme: Unhealthy Obsession? Pittsburgh Too Obsessed With Sports!