WAR ON MORONS! EDITION

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CONGRESS **FINALLY** CATCHES ON... HOMOS ARE PEOPLE TOO! (NOT TO MENTION EXCELLENT KILLING MACHINES!)
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1210/46576.html


The Senate voted Saturday afternoon to repeal the ban on gays in the military, marking a major victory for gay rights and an end to the 17-year old "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

The bill now heads to President Barack Obama, who plans to sign it into law, overturning what repeal advocates believed was a discriminatory policy that unfairly ended the careers of thousands of gay members of the military over the years.

That in includes dozens of Arab translators, desperately needed as we try to figure out which people hate us and want to kill us the most. But hey, why fight the war on terror when you can show homos the back door? Get your mind out of the gutter.

Reality has finally caught up with the inevitable march of history and common sense. After incorporating Blacks and Women into the military, it was OBVIOUS that this was INEVITABLE!

So if neanderthals like John McCain could just disappear into irrelevancy now, we'd all sure appreciate it.

Congratulations Gays and Lesbians who are willing to take a bullet for cowards like me. Ask yourself, between me and them, who's the fag?

SAVE THE WHALES. KILL THE MORONS.

Morons. You know 'em, you hate 'em, you can't eliminate 'em.

UNTIL NOW.

Tailgaters, smokers, people who can't seem to get the F out of your way at the grocery store, Palin worshipers, worthless of humans of all shapes and sizes, nationalities, ethnicities, political parties, all nations of the earth... MUST BE ELIMINATED.

Or at the very least, locked up.

Today i am declaring the official WAR ON MORONS.

I have delivered an amazingly inspiration speech to inspire you to join me in this crusade against moronity... (if that Moron Palin can make up new words, so can I).

Click. Be Inspired. Get yourself a moron. Do what is necessary.



Further instructions will be forthcoming. Do NOT tell Morons about this war. Although it probably wouldn't matter.

This could be the solution to all of our problems. Fewer morons = increased productivity. Morons sucking the sap out of our mojo have drained our resources, economic, spiritual, alcoholic, herbal, and, you know, lots of other really important stuff.

Stay tuned for updates. Declare War on the Morons in your life today!
(No, your family is not exempt. I didn't say this was gonna be easy).


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