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*Left says Obama is sellout. Right says Obama is Kenyan.

*MSM says Obama was toast, now toast of town.

*We regurgitate. You decide.

*Why do pedophiles always look like such... pedophiles?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_pedophilia_book_arrest;_ylt=Aj.ipfsyJCWlZ.NKh1E31S5v24cA;_ylu=X3oDMTM3ZXQ1bGxvBGFzc2V0Ay9zL2FwL3VzX3BlZG9waGlsaWFfYm9va19hcnJlc3QEY2NvZGUDbXBfZWNfOF8xMARjcG9zAzQEcG9zAzQEc2VjA3luX3RvcF9zdG9yaWVzBHNsawNib25kc2V0aW5mbGE-
BARTOW, Fla. – A judge set bail at $15,000 Wednesday for a Colorado man who wrote a how-to guide for pedophiles.

Phillip Greaves of Pueblo is charged with violating the state's obscenity law, a third-degree felony that could land him in prison for five years.

*Pedophilia For Dummies?

*"Merry Chrolidays!
Merry Chrolidays!
Let's just split the freakin' baby.
Merry Chrolidays to you!"

*Richard Nixon tapes indicate the former Prez thought the Irish couldn't drink and when they did, they were mean drunks. So even the paranoid have insight.

*A study at Carnegie Mellon University says if you daydream about eating all the foods you want, you'll actually eat less. Ok, let's get those pedophiles started on hardcore fantasizing.

*Who pays for these "studies"?

*Obama says his feelings on gay marriage are "constantly evolving."
He'll continue to put his finger to the wind and continue to "evolve."

*Obama says he has gay friends.

*Some of my best friends are half-black Presidents.

*Don't ask, DO TELL!

*Obama says he shares lefty frustration over extension of tax cuts for rich.

*Obama shares. Clinton feels.

*Unless it's bodily fluids.

*It's the unemployment rate, dipshit.

*"Sloppy Holidays... Sloppy Holidays... may the fun you have be messy... Sloppy Holidays to you."

*Ha! Obama says some Republicans know in their hearts that the Dream Act (immigration reform allowing citizenship if you agree to go to college and other stuff) is the right thing so do!

*This implies that Republicans give a shit about what the "right" thing to do is.

*It implies that they have hearts.

*GOP folding on money for 9/11 heroes one of those rare circumstances in which Republicans actually give a shit about looking like a-holes

*Do these pants make my a-hole look fat?

SAVE THE WHALES. KILL THE MORONS.

Morons. You know 'em, you hate 'em, you can't eliminate 'em.

UNTIL NOW.

Tailgaters, smokers, people who can't seem to get the F out of your way at the grocery store, Palin worshipers, worthless of humans of all shapes and sizes, nationalities, ethnicities, political parties, all nations of the earth... MUST BE ELIMINATED.

Or at the very least, locked up.

Today i am declaring the official WAR ON MORONS.

I have delivered an amazingly inspiration speech to inspire you to join me in this crusade against moronity... (if that Moron Palin can make up new words, so can I).

Click. Be Inspired. Get yourself a moron. Do what is necessary.



Further instructions will be forthcoming. Do NOT tell Morons about this war. Although it probably wouldn't matter.

This could be the solution to all of our problems. Fewer morons = increased productivity. Morons sucking the sap out of our mojo have drained our resources, economic, spiritual, alcoholic, herbal, and, you know, lots of other really important stuff.

Stay tuned for updates. Declare War on the Morons in your life today!
(No, your family is not exempt. I didn't say this was gonna be easy).


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