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Friday, November 06, 2009

EATING CROW EDITION

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POST-GAZETTE PREVIEWS LUNATICS ON PARADE SAT. NIGHT SHOW!
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09309/1010868-388.stm
• Comedians John McIntire and Gab Bonesso headline the Lunatics On Parade show Saturday at the Cabaret Theater. This performance isn't part of the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust's monthly late-night Pittsburgh Pundits series at Cabaret, in which both are regular featured comics. Instead, it's straight-ahead edgy stand-up comedy, minus the panel discussions on topical issues they tackle with the Pundits shows. Show time is Saturday at 10 p.m. at the Cabaret Theater, Penn Avenue, Downtown. Admission is $5.

So... does the Ft. Hood shooter look like Pittsburgh Blogger David DeAngelo?www.2politicaljunkies.blogspot.com


I'm not saying they're related.
But I've long thought David would be the next one to go postal.
Just sayin.'

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PREMATURE PUNDITRY

OK, so maybe I was a bit premature.
Story of my life.

He was a lone troubled insane nutjob, as opposed to a lone troubled insane RIGHT WING nutjob.

So, I was presumptuous and wrong.

Crow consumed.

Having said that, we still have much to fear from right wing nut jobs.
Because they are indeed insane.

At Crazy Michele Bachmann's stupid ass rally, they had pictures of the concentration camp at Dachau, dead bodies piled upon dead bodies.


WASHINGTONPOST.COM:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/05/AR2009110504566.html
But the best of Bachmann's recruits were a few rows into the crowd, holding aloft a pair of 5-by-8-foot banners proclaiming "National Socialist Healthcare, Dachau, Germany, 1945." Both banners showed close-up photographs of Holocaust victims, many of them children.

Incidentally, apropos of nothing, here is the single worst rap video EVER by a right wing nut job rapper. Single. Worst. Ever.


Wow. How awful is that? Almost as awful as this:

WASHINGTONPOST.COM:

In the front of the protest, a sign showed President Obama in white coat, his face painted to look like the Joker. The sign, visible to the lawmakers as they looked into the cameras, carried a plea to "Stop Obamunism." A few steps farther was the guy holding a sign announcing "Obama takes his orders from the Rothchilds" [sic], accusing Obama of being part of a Jewish plot to introduce the antichrist.

Yup. Obama is the Antichrist. Obammie is a Commie. He's Nazi. He's a Socialist. He's a Muslim.


Let's try to take the vitriol out of this for just a moment. And that is difficult for me to do because I despise these morons.

And the reason I despise these morons is that they're morons.

Obama is not hiding his real religion, political philosophy, motives, or policies.

These people who quote the Constitution have likely never read it.

The fact that they begin from a position of inaccuracy, and often sheer lunacy, is the scary part.

How can you reason with out and out nutbags?

We must keep it real. And by that I mean, we can't pretend these "dissenters," these "teabaggers," are some noble form of good old fashioned American protest.

They are, truly, nut jobs. Medicare is not socialism. It is a health program administered by the government.

If there is a public option, it will simply be another one. That's it. Nothing more. Nothing sinister. It's fine to oppose the policy because you think the government will screw it up, because you have no confidence in the ability of government to get something right.

But when you accuse a capitalist Christian moderate, Barack Obama, of being a nazi fascist communist socialist antichrist devil worshiping negro from hell... and that's what these people are doing... you have NOTHING to do with reality. Or an intelligent sensible debate.

You should be locked up. At minimum, you should keep your trap shut.

I'm not really calling for the repeal of the first amendment. If nut jobs had to shut up, how many Republicans would be allowed to speak in Congress?

I'm just saying, let's keep a bit of perspective here.

Michele Bachman is a nutjob and so are her teabagging followers.

Sarah Palin isn't very bright.

Chuck Grassley is an insincere douchebag.

Joe Lieberman is a self serving putz.

The teabaggers are to be chuckled at.
Because they are chuckle heads.

If we begin to believe otherwise, then the terrorists have won.
And by terrorists, I mean right wing nut jobs who want to change the subject from ANYTHING TO DO WITH REALITY to serve their purpose of restoring White America Rules, when they exhume the body of Ronald Reagan and Zombie Reagan rules for 100 years.

ZOMBIE REAGAN:
"Eating brains isn't the problem, eating brains is the solution!"

Gawd Bless Amurica. God Bless Zombie Reagan.


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