"SUCK IT" REPUBLICANS EDITION

MacYapper - John McIntire


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Yo MacYippers!

Didja ever notice (said in whiny Andy Rooney voice) how Republicans don't give a rat's ass about bipartisanship when THEY'RE in control?

I see them whining about health care. They've been shills for the insurance industry, not to mention every other industry, for generations.

We don't trust them. No plan will be perfect. But we need something NOW.

They don't want to tax the rich. "Since when do we punish people for success?," they ask.

Since we started making people with higher incomes pay more taxes decades ago. We're not punishing them per se. We're asking them to bear more of the burden.

It's time to shove a health care reform plan down the throats of the GOP, which is concerned about nothing more than creating some phony issue to return to power.

They were in complete control and didn't do jack squat about health care. It's our turn. Elections have consequences. You don't like it? Let me borrow from these crazy kids of today who like to put things succinctly.
Suck it Republicans.

You greedy, business loving, Argentine whore screwing, unprincipled, megalomaniacal maroons.

You had your chance. You blew it. You screwed the pooch and everyone knows that you suck at governing.

There is no way to fix the health care system without some pain, no pun intended.
Somebody's going to have to pay for it.

Democrats know this. Republicans are in denial. And they do not care whether you have health care or not.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jlMpJGn28kqCcgU-aGcYE_ZHW-ywD99EUNDG3
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Senate health committee cast a milestone vote Wednesday to approve legislation expanding insurance coverage to nearly all Americans, becoming the first congressional panel to act on President Barack Obama's top domestic priority.

The 13-10 party line vote advanced a $600 billion measure that would require individuals to get health insurance and employers to contribute to the cost. The government would provide financial assistance with premiums for individuals and families making up to four times the federal poverty level, or about $88,000 for a family of four. The health committee legislation is but one piece of broader Senate legislation that's still under development.

The House wants to tax the rich. It's unclear, at least to me, exactly how the Senate wants to pay for this.

Barack Hussein Obama needs to roll up his sleeves and rub his nose in the muck and the myre, or I'm not John Muck'n Myre.

Let's get this done before the summer is over! Enough pussyfooting.

This is partisan. It's important. It's screwing millions of our citizens. Republicans don't care. Democrats may or may not care. They may be pandering. But they know the problem is real and cannot be ignored.

We won. You lost. Deal with it.
As the kids are prone to say, "suck it."


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