ODDS AND ENDS EDITION

MacYapper - John McIntire


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Quick hits for a Monday.

*MAC-YIPPER PETE:
hey johnny-mac----

what a shocker------old man cheney was concealing a ''nobody know's nothing" program for 8 years---------no wonder he needs extended secret service protection-------and pixburg's own gen hayden is still lying for him!

pete napoli

*Always a Pikksburgh connection!

*I puke every time a right wing nutbag says conservative justices operate strictly by the "rule of law" but liberals are suspect.

*Both sides see the world and the law through their ideological lense and it totally affects everything they do.

*How obvious is that with all these 5/4 rulings on ideological lines?

*Why do we continue to pretend that human beings are capable of robot-like neutrality? It's absolute bullshit.

*I didn't know they can't pull you over in PA for not wearing a seatbelt unless you're driving crazy or something. Until today. This has been another "I just learned something I didn't know before" update. We now return you to our regularly scheduled babbling.

*Sarah Palin's in the cover of Time. We're all whores on this bus.

*I'm torn between Obama concentrating on the critical here and now, and exposing the evil Cheney-Bushes of the world for the disgrace to American ideals that they are.


*It's a tough call. But it looks like Holder's going to look into torture whether Barack wants to roll with it or not.

*Health care MUST retain a public option! Anything short of that is a total wimpout by the Dems.

*These blue dog Dems are getting on my nerves. Republican lite is NOT what we need to move the country forward.

*POST-GAZETTE.COM:

http://post-gazette.com/pg/09194/983538-454.stm#ixzz0L8ox9SO2&C
*Locally, U.S. Attorney Mary Beth Buchanan has been accused of bringing a number of high-profile cases both to make a name for herself and for political motives since they often involved Democrats.

*The evil wench is guilty as charged.

POST-GAZETTE.COM:
http://post-gazette.com/pg/09194/983537-454.stm
HUNTINGDON VALLEY, Pa. -- State officials will investigate accusations of racial discrimination against a suburban Philadelphia swim club that allegedly reacted to a visiting group of minority children by asking them not to return and pulling other kids out of the water.

Members of the private club -- accused of racism after it canceled the memberships of dozens of minority children -- said yesterday it will seek a meeting to work out an agreement for the children to return.

*Lying, thieving, disingenuous douchebags got caught with their racist hands in the KKK cookie jar, and are now forced to eat their words and pretend they're not racist a-holes.

*Justice is rare. MacYapper smiles when a-holes get nailed to the wall.

*I'll miss driving while texting after the PA legislature kills it.
But then, I'm a multi-tasker. Most people are not. It needs to be outlawed.

*Don't you just hate when you don't get to do stuff because others aren't quite up to snuff?


http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-upt1.htm
*The first meaning of up to snuff was somebody who was sharp, not easily fooled. This may have come from the idea of snuff being itself a sharp preparation, but perhaps because it was mainly taken by men of adult years and some affluence (it was expensive) who would be able to appreciate the quality of snuff and distinguish between examples of different value.

*Is this edition of MacYapper up to snuff?

*Don't answer that.

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