LIPSTICK ON A PIG - PICKLER IN THE TANK

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OBAMA HAMMERS AWAY AT NAIL ON HEAD

"What their campaign has done this morning is the same game that has made people sick and tired of politics in this country. They seize on an innocent remark, try to take it out of context, throw up an outrageous ad because they know that it's catnip for the news media," Obama said.

What's all the fuss about? And how does the incompetent reporting of some in the MSM fit in? Have a seat MacYippers.

THE MSM OBSESSES ON IRRELEVANT CRAP ONCE AGAIN

So sometimes I think critics are hard on the Mainstream Media (MSM). Any time coverage isn't reflective of or favorable toward your point of view, charges of bias emerge faster than Governor Half-Baked can spin a half-assed half-truth. And that's pretty damn fast.

Having been a reporter for years and having been screamed at by politicians charging unfair coverage, I eventually just rolled my eyes. Nobody's EVER happy with what you write about them unless you give them the full Lewinsky.

Having said that, the MSM is perpetuating a FRAUD and of course right wing nutbag Drudge is helping them out.

I cannot believe how POORLY and INACCURATELY, this Associate Press story was written. It's actually shocking.

You remember Sarah Palin's "difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull? Lipsick!" line?


Yesterday The Black Dude said "You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig."

And of course he was NOT referring to Governor Half-Baked. The line is as old as politics. It's as old as Jesus. It's a moldy oldy. It just means you're dressing up some crap and trying to sell it like it's shiny and new. And of course it had NOTHING to do with Palin, because Obama would NEVER refer to HER remark because they're still treating the Barracuda with kid gloves.

Here's what's blowing me away. This AP reporter, Nedra Pickler, incorrectly and INCOMPETENTLY asserts that the Obama line WAS a reference to the Palin speech. The Obama campaign denies it. But the MSM CLOWN insists that's the way it is. This hack should be shitcanned immediately.


ASSOCIATED PRESS INCOMPETENT HACK REPORTER NEDRA PICKLER
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080910/D933S9QG0.html
LEBANON, Va. (AP) - What's the difference between the presidential campaign before and after the national political conventions? Lipstick. "You can put lipstick on a pig," Barack Obama told a rally in a reference to a line in Sarah Palin's vice presidential acceptance speech. "It's still a pig. You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change. It's still going to stink after eight years."

Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama told an audience Tuesday that GOP presidential nominee John McCain says he'll change Washington, but he's just like President Bush.

"You can put lipstick on a pig," he said to an outbreak of laughter, shouts and raucous applause from his audience, clearly drawing a connection to Palin's joke even if it's not what Obama meant.

MacYapper - Can you see how incompetent this TWO BIT AMATEUR HACK IS? NEDRA PICKLER IS A HORRIBLE, AMATEUR, INCOMPETENT, UNPROFESSIONAL MORONIC HACK. FIRE HER!

The damning text makes it obvious what a fraud she is.

"You can put lipstick on a pig," Barack Obama told a rally in a reference to a line in Sarah Palin's vice presidential acceptance speech.

MacYapper - "In reference to a line in Sarah Palin's ... speech." But it wasn't a reference to the line. The Black Dude's campaign says it WASN'T a reference to a line. He obviously, fearing bogus charges of sexism, would NOT utter such a phrase in reference to the line.

Yet INCOMPETENT HACK NEDRA PICKLER asserts categorically and definitively that it IS. How can she get inside the mind of the candidate and be certain of this? She can't.

So how can she state this as a fact when she can't possibly know with certainty whether it is or is not? Because she's an incompetent disgrace to her profession.

Then check out this line:
"You can put lipstick on a pig," he said to an outbreak of laughter, shouts and raucous applause from his audience, clearly drawing a connection to Palin's joke even if it's not what Obama meant.

MacYapper - I'm sorry you pathetic excuse for a journalist, and that's probably too high a compliment, what do you mean "EVEN IF IT'S NOT WHAT OBAMA MEANT"??????


If that's not what he meant, then HE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT HER YOU FREAKING IDIOT!!!

If you can't be certain of what he meant, you can't declare what he meant! But you did. Because you are either in the tank for The Old Guy or incompetent, or both. How can I be certain of what I'm saying?

Because you just contradicted yourself within the space of a couple of paragraphs you amateur piece of excrement.

And did you actually interview those in the audience to find out how many, if any of them, perceived this remark as YOU did? No. Of course not. You just wrapped up your assumptions in a neat little package, typed them into your little laptop, and skipped down the path to more misleading inaccurate stories in the future. Swell.

Go cover the Wasilla city council. We can't afford lightweights screwing up the facts in this important election.

Pickler? I don't even know 'er. But if I did I'd tell her to find a profession for which she is more suited.

Wipe that grin off of your face you incompetent Goober.

MSNBC is casting doubt on this nonsense by playing a clip of The Old Guy using the same expression in a speech.

EVERYONE WHO'S EVER DELIVERED A SPEECH ABOUT ANYTHING HAS USED THIS FREAKING LINE.

But of course, by discussing the charge at all, they give it a thimble full of credibility. Hence, they become complicit in the McCain campaign and their associate Nedra Pickler's conspiracy to perpetuate a fraud.

And the MSM, perhaps unwittingly, is being played by the McCain campaign like a fiddle.





You can put lipstick on a pig, but the MSM still blows. You can put lipstick on a pig, but Sarah Palin is still shocklingly unqualified, believes in banning books, forcing kids to have kids even if they're raped or victims of incest, and milking the taxpayers for on-the-road meals even when she stays home.

You can put lipstick on a pig, but John McCain is still a Bush loving, war mongering, economic policy ignoramus, shameless flip flopper.

OBAMA RESPONDS:

"I love this country too much to let them take over another election with lies and phony outrage and swiftboat politics. Enough is enough!"

YOUTUBE OF OBAMA RESPONSE:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0908/Obama_knocks_press_on_madeup_controversy.html

MacYapper - David DeAngelo of www.2politicaljunkies.blogspot.com
brings to MacYapper's attention other stuff by The Pickler, that seems oddly tilted toward asking disgraced GOP dirty tricksters about The Black Dude.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/179835.php
Does Obama have a patriotism problem?

The AP's Nedra Pickler asks disgraced Republican dirty-trickster Roger Stone for his opinion. Stone you'll remember is the guy who got caught making threatening phone calls to New York Gov. Spitzer's (D-NY) elderly father and last month set up an anti-Hillary group with the acronym C-U-N-T.

Surprisingly enough, Stone thinks the answer is yes.

MacYapper - Incompetence or bias or both?
We report.
You deride.

Right now there's some idiot GOP pol on CNN saying she doesn't KNOW if it was sexist, but Obama should apologize anyway. Ah, it's former MASS Guv Swift. As in Boat.

He should apologize for a remark that WASN'T sexist? This is a contrived, made-up, phony-baloney, big bowl of nonsensical crap.

Or, your typical GOP campaign rhetoric.

You pick.

UPDATE THANKS TO THE EVIL SEAN HANNITY
Sean Hannity reports on his radio show that the new AP copy on this story doesn't include the language that Obama was definitely making a reference to Palin's speech. It's true. But the new copy is STILL flawed because it says:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iNxTApa2sQRu0Xx99P3jt2bEXw7gD933N2V00
"You can put lipstick on a pig," he said to an outbreak of laughter, shouts and raucous applause from his audience, clearly drawing a connection to Palin's joke even if it's not what Obama meant.

MacYapper - CLEARLY DRAWING A CONNECTION???? ACCORDING TO WHOM? What is your source for stating that there is a clear connection! YOU DID NOT DO ONE INTERVIEW WITH ONE AUDIENCE MEMBER SO SEE IF INDEED EVEN ONE AUDIENCE MEMBER DREW THAT CONNECTION!

Your reporter drew the connection. That's it. Jesus journalists are shitty these days. Your reporter, who would obsess on political stuff like Sarah Palin's convention speech more than the regular folks in the Obama audience, is making a supposition and drawing a conclusion to STILL try to justify INACCURATE BULLSHIT REPORTING.

Just because the reporter thought there was a clear connection, doesn't make it so. I've seen the video a dozen times now. To me, the audience is just laughing at the classically funny "lipstick on a pig" phrase. That's it. No Palin. No Way.
Here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPd4yk0x-eg

Hannity claims the Obama people pressured the AP to remove the first line. Maybe. Or maybe an editor who is either a semi-journalist or at least good at covering his/her ass took out the line, since it is journalistically unjustifiable.

So kids, what have we learned? The McCain campaign ginned up a phony controversy. Obama DID NOT make a sexist remark or anything close to resembling a sexist remark. The MSM becomes an unwitting, or perhaps in some cases witting, phony controversy accomplice. And everything is, depressingly, normal.

At least The Black Dude is fighting back.

Defeat the lying weasels MacYippers!


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THANKS EVERYONE FOR COMING OUT TO THE BRILLO BOX!!!
Gab Bonesso's www.gabbonesso.com Brillo Box comedy night was a groove, baby, yeah.

We revved up the politics including a debate between cultural stereotypes The Old Guy and The Black Dude moderated by Tom Brokaw.

If you missed it, we'll be doing it again and more on Saturday September 20th at the Cabaret Theater dahntahn as The Cultural Trust presents:

http://www.pgharts.org/events/EventDetails.aspx?id=144643
Pittsburgh Pundits presents...Sexism, Ageism, Racism, Politics & Comedy! Pittsburgh Comedian and TV/Radio Political Pundit John McIntire leads a Pittsburgh cast of political and socially conscious comics and pundits in a combination comedy/political analysis show. Some would suggest there's a thin line between what's happening politically in the country these days and straight-up comedy. This show will perhaps prove that. We'll be examining the roles the "isms" played in this year's race so far, and which, if any, has been the dominant "ism." It will be interactive, which means we'll be taking questions. Among the pundits joining John for an at least semi-serious analysis of this year's crazy Presidential race and local political hot potatoes...Chris Potter of The City Paper and Tony Norman of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Among the comics joining John for the comedy portion fo the program Disgruntled Hillary Supporter Gab Bonesso. She was completely gruntled until Hillary lost.


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ROCK ON MAC-YIPPERS! YOU CAN PUT LIPSTICK ON A PIG BUT I WOULDN'T MAKE OUT WITH ONE... UNLESS, YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY WASTED.


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