MC ROVE EDITION

KARL ROVE IS FUNNY
Except When He's Helping Bush Start Unnecessary Wars

JOHN MCCAIN- IDIOT OR LIAR?
Enquiring Minds Want To Know

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MCCAIN IS OUT OF HIS FREAKIN' MIND

The question is, is John McCain a liar or an idiot? Or both?
A CNN reporter completely destroys his credibility when McCain claims you can walk some neighborhoods in Baghdad safely. I mean this is embarrassing. I mean McCain has lost it. His credibility, his stature, his chances for the presidency.
But he still seems to be squirreling away nuts for the winter in his cheeks.
Not to get all cheeky on your butt.
But you gotta check this out:

http://www.crooksandliars.com/Media/Play/15716/1/TSR-McCain-Ware.wmv/

M.C. ROVE GETS HIS GROOVE ON

OK, speaking of disgraced GOP political figures, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at this. At the radio/tv correspondents dinner a couple of comics did an "MC Rove" bit, with the evil Karl his own self. And while I find Karl to be disgusting, lying, war mongering pig, as I suspect yinz do, the bit is pretty funny:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw

CLUB CAFE COMEDY TONIGHT!

THE SEX, POLITICS, AND RELIGION COMEDY SHOW tonight starring headliner Buzz Nutley, MacYapper his own self, Gab Bonesso, and Mo.
Mo who's last name I ought to know by now but I keep forgetting. The important thing is he's freakin' funny.

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RADIO SHOW STARTS MONDAY ONE-FOUR P.M.

The countdown to MacYapper's return to on-air yapping continues.
They're calling it Pittsburgh's Man Station, 93.7 FM, the Zone. How did MacYapper get hired at the Man station? Good question.

You'd think I'm not gay enough. But I'm probably just barely. Gay enough. Not really. Not there's anything gay with that. Uh, wrong.

Although as many women in broadcasting have said to me in recent days, EVERY radio station is the man station.

I'm psyched. We're developing new comedy bits. We're developing scintillating topics. We're developing a rash just above the groin area. Not good. Has anyone seen the Quell? We'll attempt to quell any uprisings that could prevent the show from being scintillating.

MAC-YIPPER 419 OFFERS CLASSIC ENDLESS RANT
Johnny Mac-

First, condolences to "Suz" for being an "R" in Pittsburgh. I'm one too
and all we can do is sit back, close our eyes, and try to enjoy the
government-sponsored prison sex/rape program of hard working Americans.
Do not resist. If you have a job, they will find you.

Peduto needs to hang in there and run, presuming he is legally able to
do so. I mean, why not? I voted for Krusty the Klown in the last
election and before that, wrote in Burt Reynolds. The so-called
Caliguri rule, which only serves to protect the bullshit one-party
system in this town, needs to change ASAP. Don't know how achievable
that is given the, um, political makeup of the Council, but for
Heaven's sake --when will people in this God-damned, backwater shitpot
bureaucratic welfare state wake the fuck up? Their government is
robbing them blind with incredibly high taxes, shitty services, some of
the worst schools in the nation, gold plated pensions for anyone with a
heart beat and a city paycheck and all 'Burghers can do is say "hows
come yinz want to raise my bus fare dahntahn?"

Whatever. I'm on to bigger and better things: Mayor Poopy Pants and his
tax abatement proposal. He has said on atleast two occassions that what
the City needs to do is offer property tax abatements for people
willing to purchase new condos in Pittsburgh. I have a little problem
with that. For years and years, my neighbors and I have toiled away in
"transitional" neighborhoods like the North Side--renovating,
investing, and taking our lives into our hands-- without such tax
breaks. To the contrary, the properties have been re-assessed more than
most in Allegheny County because of the "substantial modification"
clause in the tax code. Ergo, as pioneers and hangers on in the
re-birth of blighted neighborhoods, we'd like to know where our hand
out is? We'd like to know why people who can afford $300,000+ condos
should get a 10-year free ride on the backs of the people who have
ALWAYS thought it was a good idea to invest in this City. I know Opie
hasn't really thought about this and I'm certain like most things, he
doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, it's just something he
overheard Peduto say at the big boy table over lunch and now he's
parroting it. It's just that I don't see why taxpayer money needs to
pad the wallets of developers (they are, of course, another vested
interest in an abatement as they will sell their units faster,
presumably) and people who can afford pricey dahntahn condos. Hate to
be a narrow-minded yinzer on this, but the developer of 151 First Side
already had $1.5 million of taxpayer money handed over to him by Mayor
O'Connor prior to construction (at a time when said developer was
already a half a million in arrears on property taxes for OTHER city
property he owned) of that project and now they want to offer the
purchasers a free ride? Get real. Here's a hypothetical (or not)
question: If reducing taxes will provide the inducement needed to bring
buyers to the market in Pittsburgh, would it then stand to reason that
property taxes could be lowered across the board to provide an even
greater inducement to an even larger buying public? Little wonder that
Pittsburgh sat out the biggest residential real estate boom in the
history of the United States.

Regards,

MacYipper 419

MacYapper - Yes, we're all doomed.
Has anyone seen the razor blades?

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